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Dave Portnoy reportedly had a sex tape leaked on social media. Instead of simply denying involvement in the video, the man responded in a hilarious manner that left his fans in fits.

The explicit video doing the round purports to show him with a woman.

Shortly after it went viral, the fans of Barstool Sports’ founder took to Twitter voicing their support.

Portnoy himself came up with a statement.

Here is his response.

“As many of you have seen by now, there is a NSFW video circulating that is taking the Internet by storm.

It’s an 8-second screen recording of a man and woman engaging in ***************a natural human act.

The unidentified male appears to be in peak physical shape, highlighted by (not limited to) the muscle strength, agility, and stamina to perform a highly difficult ********* maneuver.

You have to imagine an athlete like that would be playing professional baseball if not for a debilitating shoulder injury, hypothetically speaking of course.

On a completely urelated note, some are people saying that the man in the video is David S.Portnoy, Barstool Founder and Chief of Content.

We cannot confirm nor deny this rumor.

There are legal issues at play here, ,as sharing that video is highly illegal and breach of privacy. Thankfully, the man had foresight to conceal the woman’s identity by hiding her face in the mattress.
Yet we still must reinforce that any and all leaks, including this one, will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

We do care about the female involved and don’t want the video of her and his Bradley Cooper lookalike to continue circulating.

Here at Team Portnoy, we look out for everyone.So We close by asking that people do not expect the man in the video, whoever it may be, to consistently perform at that live in the future.

The crouching position is likely extremely uncomfortable on his (normal, definitely inverted) knees and lower body.

We have no further comment at this time.

Team Portnoy”